Alonso Goes Head To Head Against Hamilton and Loses, Can't Handle The Pressure.

Lewis Hamilton won the psychological test against Fernando Alonslow yesterday at Indianapolis for the second straight time converting his beautiful pole position into a chequered flag.

World champion Slacklonso, now ten points behind his rookie teammate in the title standings, seemed to air his frustration with team management shortly before his second pit stop by swerving at the pit wall, just a lap after a failed attempt to overtake Hamilton into turn one. Some TV angles reveal that the 25-year-old even shook his fist at his McLaren chiefs. This was of course because big baby suckhole Alonso felt that the team should pull Hamilton out of the way so he could pass as he was in the faster car for the middle stint and they were not complying with his wishes.
Now, let me ask you all, since fucking when is that the way races are won?
I can only figure that the stupid Spaniard is used to winning races the exact way he won in Monaco, when Uncle Ron came over the radio 14 laps into a race and said, “Hold station”.
Listen up Fernando and listen fucking well my son. Considering the fact that you went to Indy down Eight points, why in a hundred years do you think that the team would ask the current points leader to move over so you can have a shot at winning. You are just stupid. Period. You are cracking under the pressure and nobody gives a right fuck that you are a Two time World Champion – that was then dough-head, this is now, and you left Indy 10 points down. In a few more races you will have to support Lewis in his bid for the Championship and therefore you will automatically become the best number Two in the business. Prepare for it Fernando because it’s coming very soon.

See you all in France on the 1st of July.