Alonso Wins European GP At The Ring – Now Thinks He Is God.

WELL WELL WELL…
Slacklonso picked up a win yesterday afternoon due to the weather and everyone else’s mis-management of the race. When the lights went green Hamilton went from 10th to 4th by the first corner and damn near had 3rd from old Alonslow. Unfortunately he then cut the second tire of the weekend and immediately fell back in the pack.
Next up was the rain on lap 2, and what a downpour it was. Car’s left and right hydroplaning off the track with a good half dozen of them all in the same runoff area.


Fortunately, Lewis kept his motor running and didn’t get out of the car. Thus, the rules permitted him to be craned back to the track and he rejoined the race much to the utter dismay of the other drivers who hopped out of their cars thinking their race was done.
The race was then red flagged until the rain stopped. Upon the restart it was things as usual until Kimi’s engine cut out and he was done for the day.
Now come the last 10 laps. Alonslow is closing in on Massa like no tomorrow. They have an excellent massive duel for first place, very tight but very fair, the track is half dry and half wet. Massa can drive away from Slackhead in the dry but can’t do a thing in the wet. Massa’s wheel actually touches the side pod of the McLaren while going through one of the corners. Beautiful driving and control by both drivers. Alonslow wins, and then we go backstage as it were, to witness one of the most Smug, I’m king of the realm, bow before me loyal subject pieces of bullshit I’ve ever seen by a second rate hack driver. The Spaniard, who earlier in the weekend had an on-track altercation with his Brazilian rival, then confronted Ferrari's Massa and told him that he objected to his racing style. This is how it went down.
A few minutes before the traditional ceremony, Ferrari's Massa approached McLaren's Slowlonso and shook his hand in the room adjacent to the podium. The following conversation ensued in Portuguese.


Alonso: "You can't do things like that."
Massa: "What are you talking about?"
Alonso: "Don't play smart with me, you know very well. You hit me on purpose, you turned the wheel to push me off."
Massa: "What? Go fuck yourself!"
Alonso: "You fuck off! Next time I'll push you into the wall."


Alonso, decidedly in a provocative mood, turned and smiled at the live TV camera like he was God as Massa walked away very upset, his dark mood still quite apparent during the podium ceremony.Once tempers had calmed down as the post-race FIA press conference began, Faglonso admitted that he had once again over-reacted.

Your god damn right you over-reacted idiot, for you to go off on Massa like that when all he did was come over to congratulate you on your race win is quite simply unacceptable to the N’th degree. Once again you decided to display your childish un-champion like behavior because you seem to think that everybody should part like the sea Moses parted when you come along on the track. Here’s a neato idea Mf’r, try working hard for your championship just once. People will try and give you some respect if you do.

See you on Aug 5th in Hungary.