Alonso Only Fooling Himself.

Fernando Alonso has signaled he is ready to up the ante by declaring the title race "starts now". The Spaniard trails Hamilton by ten points in the drivers' championship after being eclipsed in Montreal and Indianapolis. However, the double world champion is adamant that F1's return to Europe, beginning this weekend at Magny-Cours, will prompt a reversal of fortunes.

He said: "I think I'm going to benefit from coming back to Europe.”
"The championship starts now. We have done just seven races and now I'm more comfortable and full of confidence."

First off Slacklonso you will not benefit, you will only start to settle into your role as Lewis’ #2 (hey, ya gotta love the double meaning) Secondly, the Championship doesn’t start this weekend in France, it started a way back in March in a place called Australia. You obviously think pretty highly of yourself to be making the comments above as well as other comments these past few weeks through out the press. Basically I think you are trying to communicate to everybody out there that you are so good that you can afford to dust off an entire half season before you really start to try. My friend, you are not that good, never were, never will be.

Let me just say that if it takes you half a season to get comfortable in the team, then you are not really on the sharp end are you? It doesn’t matter how much confidence you can muster. Think about that while you enjoy your DNF this weekend.
Ciao

Alonso Goes Head To Head Against Hamilton and Loses, Can't Handle The Pressure.

Lewis Hamilton won the psychological test against Fernando Alonslow yesterday at Indianapolis for the second straight time converting his beautiful pole position into a chequered flag.

World champion Slacklonso, now ten points behind his rookie teammate in the title standings, seemed to air his frustration with team management shortly before his second pit stop by swerving at the pit wall, just a lap after a failed attempt to overtake Hamilton into turn one. Some TV angles reveal that the 25-year-old even shook his fist at his McLaren chiefs. This was of course because big baby suckhole Alonso felt that the team should pull Hamilton out of the way so he could pass as he was in the faster car for the middle stint and they were not complying with his wishes.
Now, let me ask you all, since fucking when is that the way races are won?
I can only figure that the stupid Spaniard is used to winning races the exact way he won in Monaco, when Uncle Ron came over the radio 14 laps into a race and said, “Hold station”.
Listen up Fernando and listen fucking well my son. Considering the fact that you went to Indy down Eight points, why in a hundred years do you think that the team would ask the current points leader to move over so you can have a shot at winning. You are just stupid. Period. You are cracking under the pressure and nobody gives a right fuck that you are a Two time World Champion – that was then dough-head, this is now, and you left Indy 10 points down. In a few more races you will have to support Lewis in his bid for the Championship and therefore you will automatically become the best number Two in the business. Prepare for it Fernando because it’s coming very soon.

See you all in France on the 1st of July.

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Alonso Whinges The Day After Montreal - He Must Be High.

Fernando Alonso said today he thought Hamilton had been 'lucky' to win yesterdays Montreal Grand Prix.
"He had the luck with the safety car and I did not, but this is normal. Because of it the race was a lottery and the spectators got to see a Williams on the podium."

Regarding Hamilton's lead, Alonso reiterated his impression so far: "He is in the best position now and all the rest of us must recover, but I still see the title as being disputed by four drivers and out of the four I am the favorite."

Have you ever heard of such things? Fernando can't be serious. Simply unreal, it's good to see Lewis is firmly in his head and under his skin. I really think Alonslow is an "A" student at the Ron Dennis school of spin. Plus he must have smoked a big spliff after the race 'cause the above comments clearly show that he is friggin HIGH.

What a sore Loser. Stupid Jagoff, nobody told you to cut your fuel so close and the safety car wasn't planned either, that's just the way it goes shitstick. Now smarten up will ya.

Hamilton Dominates Montreal While Alonso Languishes

My congratulations to Lewis Hamilton on the first of his many Grand Prix victories.

In what was an event filled afternoon in Montreal yesterday, Lewis put in a textbook drive for the win right from the start and put the psychological boot to Fernando's head all at the same time. Simply beautiful. These are the drives that only champions (or future champions) can produce. Lewis kept his cool the entire afternoon and never put a wheel wrong even though his lead was negated Four times due to the safety car being dispatched for numerous accidents.

The most serious and chilling accident was on lap 27 when Robert Kubica touched wheels with Jarno Trulli's Toyota going down into the hairpin at full chat, some 180mph, which proceeded to launch the car into the air and directly into the top of the retaining wall at which point the car just simply disintegrated and rolled over and over down the track finally coming to rest on it's side right near the turn in point for the corner. Let me tell you it looked horrific, and with all the debris coming off the car I saw the side head protection come out of the cockpit. From that point on Kubica's head was being rapidly and violently snapped back and forth until the car came to rest. I saw some slight hand movement from him and then that stopped just before the safety crew arrived. For sure I thought he was dead, and so did a lot of other people for that matter. Just to put this crash into perspective, the last time something of this magnitude took place, both Senna and Ratzenberger died while Barrichello survived.
Late last night the following statement was released by the medical staff at the hospital “Mr. Kubica has undergone all the necessary medical examinations and we don't foresee any further treatment will be required following the accident. He is suffering from a light trauma to his brain as well as a sprain on his left ankle.” The fact that the driver is still alive is a huge testament to the strength and design of these F1 cars. The car did exactly what it was supposed to do, dissipate all the energy of the crash and leave the driver safe and intact.
Once all that was taken care of, the racing resumed.

Now back to Slacklosto, ya, that's right, slack-lost-o. This guy's driving style has up and disappeared on him, so now he is lost amongst all the others desperately searching for anything that will help him. It would seem the only way for him to win is when Mr. Dennis steps in with 52 laps remaining and tells everyone to "hold station", a la Monaco. For what was for sure the second time this season but probably the third, Jerknut tried to win the race on the first corner having started from P2 behind the smooth drive stylings of his teammate Hamilton. Anyway, he went wide onto the grass and damaged his under tray, which meant some aerodynamics would be missing for the rest of the afternoon. Henceforth, he made several more trips across the same patch of grass down by turn One. This is clearly what champions are NOT made of. 'Ol Schumi wouldn't have made those amateur mistakes to be sure. Give it up Alonslow your season is done as of now.
Speaking of done...how about the stellar performances so far this season from Ralphy boy...NOT. This guy is the top earner on the grid for 2007 at around 30 million. Next year if ANYBODY signs him it'll be for 2 mill. and not a quid more. Truly a non-performer. One of my friends says Sutil should be driving Ralph's car and I tend to agree with him 100 %.

Outside of Hamilton's excellent drive the next best and well deserved drive into the points came from Takuma Sato, the best part being when he passed Alonso going up the back straight for a points paying position. Both Hamilton and Sato's success deserves the highest praise because it was earned on merit rather than relying on good fortune or attrition.
Well, that's enough for now. See you in a week’s time down at Indy where Lewis will again dominate and Ferrari will wish upon wish that they still had Mikey in the car.
Ciao

Paris Goes Home After Serving Hard Time.

The following is an excerpt from AP


“LOS ANGELES (AP) - Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early Thursday because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the remainder of her sentence for probation violation in home confinement, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The 26-year-old hotel heiress was sent home shortly after 2 a.m. wearing an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet, sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said.
Hilton was sentenced to 45 days for violating her probation in a reckless driving case, but had been expected to serve 23 days in jail because of state rules allowing shorter sentences for good behavior.
Whitmore refused to answer questions from reporters when asked if the medical condition was physical or psychological. He said it was not a staph infection. The jail provided Hilton with a pamphlet on the skin infection when she checked in. Ya, what is it…a lack of sun and shit? C’mon
She ended up spending three full days at the all-women's facility in Lynwood, but because she checked in late Sunday and left early Thursday, authorities credited her with five days of time served. She'll be confined to her Hollywood Hills home for 40 days. “

Well folks, it appears that it’s a skin infection of some kind. What a boatload of slurried sluice crap.

If it were anybody else it would be “screw you, suffer”.
I bet she won’t even do the 40 days at home. Just disgusting.